forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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