Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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