Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
