i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Randomize
