But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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