Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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