Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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