And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
