i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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