my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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