So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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