one two three fourrrrnication!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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