But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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