Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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