how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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