im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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