big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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