ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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