11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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