I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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