sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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