btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
