Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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