at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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