saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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