He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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