I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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