# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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