they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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