We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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