what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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