WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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