Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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