I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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