It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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