Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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