So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
don't judge my taste in strippers
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I could fuck to npr.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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