OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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