her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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