You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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