Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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