We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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