I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Randomize
