okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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