i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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