I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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