oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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