I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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