Cold hands, warm shart.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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