Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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