is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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