I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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