I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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