im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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