Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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